Sunshine Cheez-It Baked Snack Crackers White Cheddar

Sunshine Cheez-It White Cheddar Baked Snack Crackers.
Made with 100% real cheese.
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Original.
Notes: wore wig of my hairstyle. Proceeded to mock me.
Cheddar jack.
Notes: calls everyone pardner, hoss, and buckaroo.
Baby Swiss.
Notes: won't stop chanting. "Heads I win, tails you lose!"
Colby.
Notes: replies to everything I say with, "that's what cheese said".
Hot & spicy.
Notes: insists people call him "your royal hotness".
White cheddar.
Notes: took my favorite pen.
Italian four cheese.
Notes: constantly makes prank calls... from my phone.
Super glue.
Big.
Notes: put glue on my doorknob... so I'm writing this with my left hand.
Mozzarella.
Notes: makes inappropriate noises, then blames me.
Real Cheese Matters.
Questions or comments
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Call: 1-877-453-5837.
Write: P.O. Box CAMB Battle Creek, MI 49016.
Provide production code on package.
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